pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

image

image

image

my brother left because there was no room on the chair

(via klaraholic)

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

(Source: someone-inconspicuous, via danwasonfireonce)

robots-and-electric-sheep:

doctorspockspaceman:

lokid-by-ironman:


Mark is like ‘I don’t even know these people’

Death looks super cute

Death does look super cute

Is no one going to talk about the alpha vampire dude being adorable and blowing a kiss?

robots-and-electric-sheep:

doctorspockspaceman:

lokid-by-ironman:

Mark is like ‘I don’t even know these people’

Death looks super cute

Death does look super cute

Is no one going to talk about the alpha vampire dude being adorable and blowing a kiss?

(Source: sadly-i-dont-own-a-67-impala, via misspotter-thelordof-assbutts)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via littleglasswalelu)

congenitalprogramming:

manhood:

buttrimming:

vibruhtor:

Pretty Hurts was originally written for Katy Perry lmao can u imagine

image

This is actually true. Sia wrote the song and e-mailed it to Katy Perry but she never read her e-mails. So she sent it to Rihanna, who didn’t pay the fee to keep the song. Finally when she sent the song to Beyoncé, she immediately took it. 

When Katy Perry heard the song, she asked why Sia hadn’t sent it to her first… Sia replied: Check your e-mail.

image

lol @ the hustle

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

No one makes Dad do anything. He is doing this to us.

(Source: mostunclean, via twinkjared)

baltimoreprepster:

I was in 3rd grade

baltimoreprepster:

I was in 3rd grade

(Source: texas-redneck, via littleglasswalelu)

cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

image

(via officialfrenchtoast)

(Source: yoitskimmy)

? previous // next ?